RANKIN: This is your warning.
RANKIN: I don't get it. Why does everyone think my feet are so stinkin' cute?
RANKIN: I got my arms out! I got my arms out!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Rankin's Thoughts #4
RANKIN: This would be a lot cuter if we were cognitively aware that our arms are linked.
RANKIN: So you're telling me I can make this thing do whatever I want?
RANKIN: Hey cousin, I'm in the 99th percentile and your lap is in the 50th. See the problem?
Rankin's Thoughts #3
RANKIN: I better not do this too often or they'll make me carry this heavy thing around all the time.
RANKIN: Exactly what a 3 month old needs: an exfoliated right ear.
RANKIN: I'll wait until I grow out of this onesie to tell them I'm more of a Stones guy.
Rankin's Thoughts #2
RANKIN: See this eye? It's watching you. And if you try to set me in that white wooden cage I will open the other one. And you know what that means.
RANKIN: Hey dog, you should try pooping inside sometime. They don't mind when I do it.
RANKIN: Why is this kid sitting up like some sort of expert? If he was a real friend he'd slump over and stare at the ceiling so I don't look bad.
Rankin's Thoughts #1
RANKIN: What's so cute about this? You dressed me up to look like the thing you're trying to kill in the laundry room.
RANKIN: Lady, you're supposed to lie next to me until I fall asleep not the other way around. I hope you get a gas bubble and wake up screaming.
RANKIN: I shouldenna taken that lassst shotttt.
Friday, May 27, 2011
The Importance of Curb Appeal
I did it in the rain, with a baby monitor in a plastic bag clipped to my shorts, between three failed attempts at a nap but by God I planted a flower garden.
After:
And these two lazy bums didn't do a thing:
Note: After three nap attempts I brought the baby outside in his bouncy. I know you're thinking, "but I thought you said it was raining." Under that big tree he barely got wet. But still I see your point. "A baby in the rain" just sounds bad.
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