Rankin's Thoughts #17

RANKIN: Look mom, I've got your favorite toy.

RANKIN: I'm due for a nap so there's no way I'll win this staring contest.

RANKIN: Thanks for bringing me to this museum that I'll have no memory of going to.

Rankin's Thoughts #16

RANKIN: I knew my parents weren't cool.

RANKIN: I would smile but I have spinach in my gums.

RANKIN: I pay my own car insurance, too.

Rankin's Thoughts #15

RANKIN: This guy is begging for a shirt change.

RANKIN: The baby in this mirror is freakishly handsome.

RANKIN: Will someone please get this lady a shopping cart?

Rankin's Thoughts #14

RANKIN: That flight attendant totally wants to hold me.

RANKIN: Taxi!

RANKIN: Eww, this broccoli tastes like broccoli.

Rankin's Thoughts #13

RANKIN: This sunflower smells terrible. What was Elizabeth Arden thinking?

RANKIN: Dad, can we run to Home Depot? I've got an idea.

RANKIN: If someone will put a nipple on this thing I'll give it a try.

Rankin's Thoughts #12

RANKIN: I got one foot out. Now I'll work on the rest.

RANKIN: Say "uncle" old man.

RANKIN: I have no earthly idea what that is but I know without a doubt that I want to put it in my mouth.

Rankin's Thoughts #11

RANKIN: If I #2 in the capitol will they still let me be governor one day?

RANKIN: What do you say we try this again in 20 years?

RANKIN: If I can just...get...my toes...around...that....taquito.

Rankin's Thoughts #10

RANKIN: Not bad, but I prefer realist fiction. I just don't believe a bunny would search for a rainbow.

RANKIN: Ewww, lawyer kisses.

RANKIN: I need to switch to skim.

Rankin's Thoughts #9

RANKIN: boob...ceiling fan...dad's beard...plush frog...other boob...

RANKIN: I'm spitting up in 5...4...3...2...

RANKIN: I bet if I press that thing's nose it will play a song.

Rankin's Thoughts #8

RANKIN: The L train isn't running so I'm going to take my ironic onesie to McCarren Park.

RANKIN: Clearly the essence of quantum electrodynamics lies in the renormalization of gravity particles.

RANKIN: Maybe if I flirt with the waitress she'll bring us a free carafe of pinot noir.

Rankin's Thoughts #7

RANKIN: Where's the drink holder on this thing?

RANKIN: Do you smell dog?

CASEY: Do you smell baby?

RANKIN: Give me one of those tortillas to put around these fingers.

Rankin's Thoughts #6

RANKIN: This is your warning.

RANKIN: I don't get it. Why does everyone think my feet are so stinkin' cute?

RANKIN: I got my arms out! I got my arms out!

Rankin's Thoughts #5

RANKIN: How funny. That lady's pajamas look exactly like the clothes she wore all day.

RANKIN: I can't stop looking in this furry mirror.

RANKIN: When I wake up this giraffe better be MUCH bigger.

Rankin's Thoughts #4

RANKIN: Must....not....let....sneeze....win.

RANKIN: This would be a lot cuter if we were cognitively aware that our arms are linked.

RANKIN: So you're telling me I can make this thing do whatever I want?

RANKIN: Hey cousin, I'm in the 99th percentile and your lap is in the 50th. See the problem?

Rankin's Thoughts #3

RANKIN: I better not do this too often or they'll make me carry this heavy thing around all the time.

RANKIN: Exactly what a 3 month old needs: an exfoliated right ear.

RANKIN: I'll wait until I grow out of this onesie to tell them I'm more of a Stones guy.

Rankin's Thoughts #2

RANKIN: See this eye? It's watching you. And if you try to set me in that white wooden cage I will open the other one. And you know what that means.

RANKIN: Hey dog, you should try pooping inside sometime. They don't mind when I do it.

RANKIN: Why is this kid sitting up like some sort of expert? If he was a real friend he'd slump over and stare at the ceiling so I don't look bad.

Rankin's Thoughts #1

RANKIN: What's so cute about this? You dressed me up to look like the thing you're trying to kill in the laundry room.

RANKIN: Lady, you're supposed to lie next to me until I fall asleep not the other way around. I hope you get a gas bubble and wake up screaming.

RANKIN: I shouldenna taken that lassst shotttt.