Monday, October 3, 2011

Rankin's Thoughts #15

RANKIN: This guy is begging for a shirt change.


RANKIN: The baby in this mirror is freakishly handsome.



RANKIN: Will someone please get this lady a shopping cart?

Rankin's Thoughts #14

RANKIN: That flight attendant totally wants to hold me.



RANKIN: Taxi!



RANKIN: Eww, this broccoli tastes like broccoli.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Rankin's Thoughts #13

RANKIN: This sunflower smells terrible. What was Elizabeth Arden thinking?



RANKIN: Dad, can we run to Home Depot? I've got an idea.


RANKIN: If someone will put a nipple on this thing I'll give it a try.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Salad: 1950s Style

"Welcome home, honey, we're having salad for dinner."

I'm fairly certain that in their 50+ years of marriage my grandmom never once said that to my grandad. Salads were side dishes only. But back then grandmom also kept a tin can full of bacon grease on her stove.

There's a restaurant in midtown NYC called Penelope that serves a warm meatball salad. Oxi-moron? Maybe. Delicious? Definitely. Manly? You betcha. Filling? Absolutely.



These are turkey meatballs loosely based on this Giada recipe.
But I like to add rosemary because it's yummy and in my front yard.


Every salad I make turns out like a Greek salad
but you can put them over any kind you like.


PS. This dish also passes my "I have a 5-month old and can't spend more than 30 minutes making dinner" test.
PPS. Making a lot of meatballs and freezing them seems smart to me. Then I could make spaghetti, subs, and more meatball salads!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Rankin's Thoughts #12

RANKIN: I got one foot out. Now I'll work on the rest.


RANKIN: Say "uncle" old man.



RANKIN: I have no earthly idea what that is but I know without a doubt that I want to put it in my mouth.

Rankin's Thoughts #11


RANKIN: If I #2 in the capitol will they still let me be governor one day?

RANKIN: What do you say we try this again in 20 years?


RANKIN: If I can just...get...my toes...around...that....taquito.

Rankin's Thoughts #10


RANKIN: Not bad, but I prefer realist fiction. I just don't believe a bunny would search for a rainbow.



RANKIN: Ewww, lawyer kisses.



RANKIN: I need to switch to skim.