--Lady in birthing video
"[Scream] Brian, her teeth are falling out! Are my teeth going to fall out?!?"
--Squawked by me during birthing video (They were not teeth but ice chips, thank the Lord.)
Man: I've never seen that before.
Wife: Never?
Man: Never.
-- A couple sitting next to us after seeing a baby's head crown in a birthing video. The guy kept his head down for the rest of the video while his wife rubbed his back.
"I should bring a flask to the next class."
--Brian, to another guy as a joke
"I'm going to bring a flask to the next class."
--Other guy to Brian, for serious
"I can't believe there's one of those in my stomach."
--Me, looking into the room of brand new babies on our hospital tour
"Do I have to pick just one?"
--A mom-to-be during our lesson about medication options
"Now lean against your partner, or if you're alone, the wall."
--Narrator in childbirth video
"There's the creepy shower."
--Me on the hospital room tour referring to all of the women in the birthing videos who sit naked in the shower hosing themselves down.
1 comment:
oh boy!!! And the memory of all that you learned fly right out the window when are actually right there in the middle of the "birthing". Brian will remember to remind you to breath and you'll probably need to remind him. It will be, possibly, the most exciting time in your lives and it will be "all yours". I can't wait. Love to you three. gigi
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